Thursday, January 7, 2010

How's Your Holiday, Doc?

"Doc, I've been feeling a bit out of sorts lately."

"Out of sorts?"

"Yeah, doc. It's kinda like..."

"Describe it to me."

"I'm sighing a lot. I keep thinking about my past. I feel sad for no reason..."

"Anything out of the ordinary happen lately?"

"No. Nothin..."

"Hmmm... Does the word melancholy ring a bell?"

"Yeah... That's it. Melancholy..."

"Johnny, I told you to lay off from reading Marquez for a while."

"But he's good. He's a genius, doc!"

"Come on Johnny... I haven't written out a prescription for you before and I don't want to start now."

"Ooookaaayyy doc, I get it."

"Go read a comic book or something."

"Oh God..."

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